Why Cats Are Better Than Women

* You don't have to contend with mothers in law.
* Cats dont use your credit cards.
* Cats don't hog the bathroom for hours.
* Cats don't need a new dress every time they go out.
* Cats don't have PMS.
* Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
* Cats never question your decisions.
* Cats don't complain about how much you eat or the way you dress.
* A cat won't scream if it sees a mouse in the house.
* Cats don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie.
* Cats don't call the lawyers if you sleep with another cat.
* Cats dont object to kisses just because you haven't shaved.
* Cats don't expect expensive presents on their birthday.
* Cats never make you sleep in the spare bedroom.
* Cats don't criticize the job you have
* Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut
* Cats don't care if you're romantically challenged


Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

* Dogs don't cry
* Dogs love it when your friends come over
* Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
* Dogs think you sing great
* A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink
* Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late
* The later you are, the happier the dog is to see you
* Dogs will forgive for playing with other dogs
* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
* Dogs are excited by rough play
* Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
* Dogs understand that farts are funny
* Dogs love red meat
* Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
* Anyone can get a good looking dog
* If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
* Dogs don't shop
* Dogs like it when you leave a lot of things on the floor
* A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
* Dogs never need to examine the relationship
* A dog's parents never visit
* Dogs like beer
* Dogs love long car trips
* Dogs understand that instincts are better then asking for directions
* Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted

the only reason i posted this is because, i was looking through the 'new books' section of amazon.com and came up with not ONE but TWO books stating why a CAT is better than a man. so i had to come up of some reasons why a CAT is better than a WOMAN. just to be fair =)