PHUKET 2006
just got back from phuket yesterday. it was da BOMB. seroiusly, had alot alot alot alot alot of fun. i dont think ive ever got sunburnt though, so this was a first. you can't really imagine a beige man gettting a tan innit? cause well...im tanned. rawr. haha, nah, but i could see red marks on my face and shit...not cool. + it hurt, alot.
The House
man the house in which we stayed in was dammm shock man. haha. it was like a a house RIGHT next to a golf course and had everything you could want in a normal house. it came with a PS2 and a dvd player. wtf! haha. pool and everything was there as well..and it had some kind of meditating area. err....yes, said meditating area. grr. i am GOING to own that house.
the house had like 3 rooms, a pool, a kitchen, living room...everything. was soo nice. it was such a chun holiday home. but we didn't spend alot of time in the house...only to like change and sleep. but we did swim as well, cause there was a pool, and on the second day, we tried to jump of the balcony into the pool...i fell. it sucked, major big time. you can't see my fall, but i landed BACK first. it hurting tres.
the thing is, we jumped the roof and everything, and it was well fun and whatever, but then we tried to hang of the corner of the wall, to see if we could, but it was so hard, so i fell...not funny.
well anyways, then remote was a man and did a 360.
rawr. major air? haha. it was like a 1.5 second hangtime. looks small, but its not dude. when u get up there its like...diu, wtf? haha. i still did it anyways. only izzy the GIRL didn't. but he might not have anyways, cause the first time i did it. i nearly hit the side. it was eff-ing scary man. i like pushed away from the edge WHILE i was falling. haha, COULD have risked my SEASAC. but whats life NOT ON THE EDGE. RAWR!!! haha.
(check out the DELTOIDS...nyaha, you can actually SEE the shape. true fitness did me well innit?)
one thing that could be considered a downside though, was the fact that we had to cycle to the beach everyday. but whatever, the cycling was always good, although i did fall down and break the chain of my bike, fall and cut my ankle on the beach ON the bike and land on my knee trying to do a retarded trick on the bike...so yeah, maybe. haha. i am just accident prone. what can i say.
photo whilst on the bike. i fell at the left turn way ahead, trying to do an 'over the handlebar'. haha. hurt.
The Beach
Just look at it, its so perfect. I swear, the sand was like ALMOST white. it was just so nice. although it did cut me when we were having sea wrestling. i beat the heavyweight bloy, and tied with rohan. although he did flip me at one point. that hurt. i actually got hurt alot on this trip if u think about it. haha. but anyways, The beach was damm nice, like perfect white sand and everything man.
yes those are pilliows ON the beach. ahh, so nice. haha
we played beach volleyball, izzy and rohan apparently saw a hot italian lady's boob :| and got tatoooo's. haha. I got a doremon tatoo. rawr. haha. on my arm biatch. haha. its actually quite homosexual, but i thought it would be funny. now im stuck with it. haha
at least i didnt get TWEETY and HELLO KITTY. hahahahahahha. that is just TOO homosexual innit? haha, at least doremon has style. hahahahaha.
well, anyways, there was alot on the beach, so we spent majority of the time there. "hello sir, would u like drink?" "would u like massage?", were frequent questions we were asked by the locals...WHILST at the beach, which was somewhat funny cause like...we were kids, with no pockets, no money and they were asking for 600 baht massages and shit. err. no. haha.
here is just a random photo i took.
james bond island is where they filmed the james bond movie.
...wow, i just re-read that, and that statement was just SO un-nessasary. haha.
Lunch by the Beach
well, anyways, here is a funny story, we were eating lunch at the poolside bar, and like everything was normal and everything...the food was brilliant btw, haha, and then i noticed something...our waitresses name was WEENIR. hahahaha. weenir. hahahah. that just makes me laugh saying it. i know its damm bad, but i just suddenly started laughing infront of her. it was so bad-ass. can u imagine a girl name weenir.
just imagine the funny sayings she must have lived through...
"dude, i just banged weenir"
"man, weenir is SO tight"
"dude, have u met my sister weenir?"
hahahahah. haiyo, that is just so mean.
WEENIR in action.
The hotel in general
The hotel was freeking amazing. everything was free. :| . im not even joking. like the hotel had a residential house, which was kinda like our house, but bigger...and from 5:30pm to 6:30, there was free food and drink :|. and not just wussy drinks...like anything. how awesome is that!! haha, so the three of us, made it part of our day to go to residential house to get our daily flow of alchohol for the day. corona is awesome pie. haha.
a piece of art in the residential house.
well, anyways other than the fact that we could get free drinks EVERYDAY, the sheraton hotel, was damm nice. although we had to cycle there everyday or whatever, they were actually damm friendly. they even owned an elephant. IN THE HOTEL. and there were 2. my grammer is just COMPLETLY wrong in this paragraph. what is going on. haha. anyways, yeah, the hotel owned elephants, and they wold walk around the hotel greeting guests and like giving massages on the beach to guests..playing with kids on the beach and everything. the kids like bathed with the elephants on the beach and everything. it was quite nice to watch. cause elephants are cool. yes.
elephant roming.
PATTONG beach
here is where we ernt to buy all our shirts and bord shorts and whatever. i knew they were fake, and all , but sme of the sht there was so nice. like there was a BATMAN belt buckle. wtf! i wanted to buy it doood. but it was so expensive. rawr. it was 700 baht. i tried to bargain for it, bt it just didnt work. i really waned it though. my collection is now belt buckles. they are just so nice lah dude. rawr. anyways, the funny thins is in pattong, was when we were wlking down the streets and stuff, the peddlers would be like
"hey sir, T-shirt for you"
and then they would say where they think u were from...
like...
"hey sir, you from india right?"
and just guess where u are from right...
now apparently to the thai eye...i look - italian, mexican, philipno and BANGLADESHI! that was just so random dude. haha. bangladeshi. haha. but it wassnt as worse as izzy...the dude thought he was CHINESE. what the hell!
does this man look chinese? i dont think so. haha
anyways, yeah, there was just so much other stuff that happened. but i dont feel like writing about it.
sawadekap.
p.s you can click on the "what's goin on in the speakers" section to download the song. how neat is that! haha.
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