what's going on in the speakers: Rise Electric - Headspin

I know, I know, you all are overjoyed that i am back. Don't hide your feelings, send me an sms...

"Ben, my world was crumbling without you"
"Ben, your blog helped me so much. I'm now a size 0!!!
"Ben, you can kiss my ass and go to hell"

I'm back on the internet. MUhahahaha. and i'm actually not really that happy. Well, not as happy as you would think a person would be who has not had internet for a good 3 months. Also, seeing how I used the internet everyday for like 3 hours without fail, i should be pretty happy, but I ain't.

So many things have happened over the past 3 months man. I swear, it's actually so much that i promise you that this is going to be the longest post that i have ever written in this entire blog. promise. so lie back in you computer chair, get that glass of ribena and curry puff ready and prepare for ben's last 3 months.

1. Internet (How satin has worked his magic on the streamyx people)

Not dissing the country i have been living in for all my life, but sometimes Malaysian service is just too slow. I mean seriously. When we first movied into this house, which was quite sometime ago now, we were hearing news that tmnet was moving into the area, this excited me extremely because i was kinda hoping that they would come seeing as i was told by several of my informants that maxis OWNED the area, and even maxis did not offer broadband, so basically it was a kampung, with security and electronic gates. well anyways, when the day finally came where there was a "conference meeting" in the park...*ou how proffessional* i knew that they were bringing in the streamyx. And at this point, i was telling all the friends that yeah, im getting internet soon, blah blah blah. We recived a letter a day later saying it would be coming in on the 2nd of JUNE. did it? nope, and 2 months later, they stil haven't so you know, i'm angry. Sorry streamyx people, but you lie. I swear, when you write a letter saying that the internet will be brought soon...and then delay it 2 months later. hmmm, you can't get any worse than that. See that's like the only thing better with singapore and malaysia I think, the service. Like in singapore you know, when you want something, you can just go out and get it. Like internet for example. I bet if i go to singapore NOW i would get internet faster in some random house faster than i could get it done here. But you know why, cause singapore is kiasu land, and if you don't get the service, you don't get the money, and the people will complain and so on and so forth. People will complain more often in singapore cause well, i hate to say it, but its 70% chinese. and we all know that chinese people don't give a two fucks. they would shit on the road if they had to. but then they would get a $500 fine so they probably woudn't. but complaining see, you don't get fined for that, so they would shout at anyone who stood in their way if they wanted anything.

SO yeah, i got internet. haha

2. Battle Of The Bands 2006

I hate the band aerosol in our school. They are all really nice guys but i just don't like it when they are the band. When Mongare was still in school, he used to like groom these kids. Like they would get everything they wanted, whether it be from the ensemble room to the amp with distortion...they would always somehow get the perfect equiptment for their rehersal. But whatever, they still smell. Some months ago, Mongare organized a BOB in school and had Pe-Sigh-Koe-Gee come in to be the special 'guest judge'. Yeah my butt. He was more of a 'tell aerosol how awesome and brilliant they were' band. I mean, for every small little thing that jene and the ladykillers did, it was spotted and yet when mr.luke sang just a tad of key from bon jovi, it was like....yeah man. yeah man...yeah man... [Syko G impression]. And also boys, please don't dress like avril lavigne the next time you are on stage. It's cheesy, and kinda copied how the salesmen dress code. Shirt with tie. grr. You know you copied us, we were born before you. You know what i hate though, the factthat these boys were born before me, and yet even with like big shoes, they tower over me. That is just too gay. The fact that I am 1/4 scottish should show somewhere! Height maybe? please. Nah, I think it's already showing, the fact that scottish men like to make a dunce of themselves by wearing skirts. Whereas for me, i just be a dunce whenever. Dam, there go my scottish genes. BOB was also the last time we watched tim and adhi perform in a music band together in their stay at GIS. Tim is now in some school in aussi. (It would have been so much funnier if you went to that all boys school dude..haha) and adhi is going to london, where he add's, "the chicks there are fucking hot man". wonderful. nice one guys.

3. candlelight

Candlelight was alright. Kinda worhtless and a waste of time as well. Acutally it was rubbish. I mean for students who just fnished their IGCSE's, under severe pressure from everyone but themselves and told to come into school on the last day of term to carry a paper party cup and a candle to walk up onto stage and sing a cliche song for like 3 seconds and then chao...kinda rubbish. I think out candlelight was by far the shortest. I remember a long time ago, i played bass for the senior band and we did auld lagn sign for the now graduated year 13's, their's lasted like a good 15 minutes man, and they had singers singing with microphones and shit. too unfair lah. However, they had many more people willing to organize the shit. So you know, they are bound to have a better farewell. We held party cups. wtf man. seoriusly.
During candlelight though, there is always the fantasy in the back of your head to light the curtains on fire. haha. like i was jut thinking, like in them movies, how people light the curtain's on fire and then suddenly the stage collape's and no body can get out exept the fit ones who can climb and so all the fatty's die....hahaha. I'm sorry but thats just a dream i had. A long long long long time ago. I respect fatty's now. I actually want to be a bit fatter so i will have more drive to go to the gym. i haven't gone since mocks. haha. the need to pump some iron is not there anymore. Although i will need to LEARN how to iron, cause sixth form is starting and mum quotes, "If you think i'm going to iron your shirts for you, your wrong...but thn again, i don't trust you ironing shirts cause you might burn them...hmmm, i'll supervise." dag nabit. I got to iron. Candlelight was gay. haha

I got more, but im to lazy to type. ill do it later.