what's going on in the speakers: Black Eyed Peas - The Don't Want Music

BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD. THIS JUST IN....

"Reuters have just reported a bid for out of favour Real Madrid Striker Ronaldo for 4 Million from Newcastle. The Magpies are looking for a replacement for Shearer...."

HOLY SHIT!!!!! can u imagine....RONALDO AT NEWCASTLE....THATS RIGHT!!!

also, other news, newcastle are planning on signing
Ribera from Marseille and Campbell from Arsenal...both of which are useless signings. Newcastle need GOOD PLAYERS.

haha.

i cant imagine ronaldo at newcastle.

OWEN AND RONALDO. wtf!?!?!!? hahah