Saturday, February 18, 2006

what's going on in the speakers: JET - Move On

I was just watching crocodile hunter on animal planet, when something that mr. hunter said made me think. you see, he was 'investigating' this godzilla frog or something, which can span up to 1m, which is actually insane if u think of a frog that big.

anyways, when he was talking about how frogs grow blah blah blah, he mentioned that this frog has been around here for MILLIONS of years.

now if you hear this in a sentence you would probably think, yeah whatever, millions of years great...but think of it literally.

surely the world hasent been around for MILLIONS of years. its only 2006 for god sake.

that would mean, just says MILLIONS = 2 million, (because you cant have 1 million with an S)

that that frog has not evolved since 1997994BC.

wow, that is one old mother fucker.

but dude, this frog is INSANE. it approximatly jumps 1.5 meters EVERY LEAP. thats NEARLY my entire body length, (nearly, haha) shiet man.

and it weights like 14 pounds. zzz

this frog COULD swallow a WHOLE DOG. jesus christ man. animal planet kicks ass SOMETIMES. not when stupid shows about insects are on, that just makes me want to make them fucking insects even more endangered.

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