what's going on in the speakers: Bowling For Soup - Almost

Dear Santa,

Seeing that is december the first, and i have plenty of things to ask from you this year, i have decided to well, to give u the list in advance, u know just incase u cant get all the stuff ready by christmas...

basically all i want for christmas is....

1) ipod ______ - i will leave u the choise. seeing as i have been basically dying for an ipod, i will leave the option to you, i really need an mp3 player. i do not feel im that cool with my cd player covered in airport stickers, its not really the trend right now, and well i have to be fashionable...after all i have to be the role model for the younger generation me being the head prefect and all...

2) some new theads - now this aint that important, but i must say, that if i wear the same clothes out more than once in a week, i get pissed. i dont know why, but i just do. preferably nice dress shirts from lacoste, armani and thomas pink would be much appreciated. i woundt mind if u splash in a couple of quiksilver items in the 'presents' as well.

3) Broadband - once again i must say, that my retro old school dialup is not relly the 'trend'. it would be greatly apprciate if u could somehow hire a broadband staff from malaysia to come and install some sort of fast internet connection. i mean, after al, i need to wwatch scrubs and what better way then to downlaoad episodes...also if u are going to do that, could u please make the installer guy not smell of backseat van. or better yet, just send one of your elves. im actually dying to see one. thankashen.

those are basically the 3 things i need materialistically. but if none of them are available, i woudnt mind just getting like a large sum of money... cuase u know, that can do wonders as well.

i do not really want a mobile cause, ive come to love my 3350 over the years and although it may be beat up and got scratches and whatnot..ive had this phone for nearly half my life...since '98 i think. yeah, half my life. dam. real old school

anyways, santa i hope that u will be able to collect these items for me, cause u know, i got to keep it 'pimping'.

your servant,
ben

p.s this year ill leave those chipsmore cookies with like 50% more chocolate chip! so bring the damm goods.