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THIMUN Singapore was so good. It was actually one of the best times ive had in my country. It seems ironic, but the only time ive enjoyed Singapore is when im representing another country…*cough*Brunei*cough*. haha, anyways, it was such a blast man, I made so many new friends from japan, brunei, beijing, shanghi fuck man…so many. Yes people, its another analysis of my trip! WOOHOO. Haha. (ive done too many of these)

Day 1
Our day started of really nice, although we had to go to school, we all gathered in the new block awaiting the supposedly, 4 hour bus trip from here to Singapore. That was far from the truth. We got onto the bus and immediately started playing the ultimate…Texas poker? I think that’s what its called but its well fun. I had a whole bunch of coins so we used those to bet. Im the most foolish risk taker. I will never gamble. haha. I lost like almost every round. But one time I did go big and won back everything. Its all good. People started dozing of about half way through…which was about 3 hours into the ride…*cough*LIARS!!*cough…haha. They said they were going to get us there in 4 hours. Rubbish.

We stopped halfway and me and matin got of to go get some stuff i.e. A and W. curly fries are the best. Way better than gay fries (if u think about it there is a pun in that). Anyways, after our coney dogs we decided to get some chocolate for the bus ride. We went to the shop and looked at the chocolate section…there was kinder bueno, Cadbury and al the usual stuff and then there was JEWELS. Now neither of us had tried this ‘chocolate’ before so although it cost us RM4.50 each, we bought it. We got on the bus, and then we realised something. That we had just purchased CIGARS….haha. it was soo funny, matin was like

“WTF, how come they sold it to us?”
“Matin, think of the bright side, we can pass of as 18year old cigar junkies *thumbs up*

When we were near the immigration we got all our stuff ready, but little did we know, we were in for the longest wait of our life. JOSHUA KONG the bloody idiot brought BRASS KNUCKLES in his bag and he was stopped in the Singapore immigration. We thought it was just going to be confiscated, but holy mother, it was like probably front page shit. Police vans, cars, dogs, everything was sent into this immigration building and poor stupid josh was surrounded by police. We was taken away from the police station to the headquarters ok, fuck man. I feel dam sad for him, he had to spend his night in lock up. And the following day he was deported from Singapore. To top it all of and I quote

“If I don’t get any Singapore punani in this trip I will make out with ZAHIR” – Josh

so much for Singapore punani, try jail cell.

Then we got back and basically slept. I was in room 3140. o yes.

Day 2
This was the first day with all the opening speeches and lobbying. I made my opening speech not once but twice, due to the mistake made by the fucking chair. I swear, the chair…this Chinese guy was the most idiotic MUN-er ive ever seen. He made me read me shitty opening speech twice. haha. Made some new friends though, Siam and Laurent, from Brunei and Singapore respectively. They were nice guys. Benin and Brazil were their countries hence me mixing around with them. Cause they were the only 2 around me.

O I forgot to mention….I was ambassador of BRUNEI…in case u were wondering

Anyways, after the debating...me, lee and ashwin went out to orchard to get some stuff and eat and all… we ate like 6 cheeseburgers amongst ourselves, but ashwin, who apparently never eats junk food only ate one. I had to compensate. Then we had the ultimate, Hershey pie which is the best cheating in history. Nothing but Hershey sauce, chocolate cookie, and ice cream. Yummy. I got myself a new pair of headphones on this trip and they are working perfecto

At around 9:30, we decided to get a cab back cause our curfew was at 10. but we didn’t get one until like 11. and when we finally called the cab, we just mocked the cab driver and had a funny chat with him lah. All old Chinese guys who have their hair center parted are just generally funny.

Im too lazy to write the other days….but basically what happens:
- we make fun of another cab driver by singing DHT, listen to your heart soo loud and shaking the car and shit
- ate MOS BURGUR, the ultimate burger ever. Its like beef, lettuce, but not a bread bun…but a rice!!! Its soo nice
- Debated in plenary, resolution got passed on humanitarian relief in SUDAN!!!…(CO- SUBMITTER)
- Went for the night party….sucked ass, DJ was the worst shit
- Pranked Sieow-po.
- Made hell lot of friends.
- Can’t wait for next year?

Haha. Now its time for photos galore….