REASONS WHY CANADA IS NOT THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD...and actually EDWARD is lying...

i was reading edwards blog like a minute ago and well did not agree with his comment...WHY CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. yes, he didnt mention a fair number of points in reason FOR canada...but they were quite weak to be honest. i then shared my opinion with my brother izzy, and he agreed with me. seeing as we both had a fair amount of critisim for this article...we decided to rebut...here are the points that edward wrote, but revisited by ben and izzy.

REASONS WHY CANADA IS NOT REALLY THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD by ben and izzy.



Mac - the really famous cosmetic brand is canadian - mac makes heavy make up and thats so cliche

Ms Universe is Canadian - ms universe is a ms world rip off

Switchfoot is Canadian - who the hell names a band switchfoot, but they are ok lah

Sloan is Canadian - sloan is an area in london

Canada are the World Ice Hockey Champs - ice hockey are for people who lack in soccer

Star wars was filmed in Canada - some of it anyway - the creator of star wars, was american..and he just used canada cause it was filled with un-used land

Vans is canadian - there are much better brands like ARMANI...MUAAHA. and just to clarify...ARMANI IS NOT canadian

Pamela Anderson is Canadian - a true example of what bimbo's are meant to be like right? great..canada can be known for that...

Elisha Cuthbert is Canadian - who is she?

Kristen Kurk (Smallville) is Canadian - SOFIA BUSH...who is much hotter..and on a better show is american

Trish Stratus is Canadian - who needs trish stratus when u got jessica alba?

2005 NBA MVP is Steve Nash who is Canadian - yeah, but does his team ever win anything?

JD winner of ROCKSTARINXS and the lead singer of INXS is Canadian - we all know that Marty Casey should have won seeing that he is so much better...and hes American

Keanu Reeve's from Matrix is Canadian - Keanu Reeve's is appartenly gay, and Lord of the Rings was a much better triology...so, sucks

Avril Lavigne is Canadian - Avril lavigne is now dyslexic, and she is crap anyways

Celien Dion is Canadian - Mariah carey is better...AMERICAN

SUM41 is Canadian - there are many better rock bands than SUM41, like all AMERICAN rejects...haha. (they sucks 2 but are better than SUM41)

Jim Carrey is Canadian - Chris Rock is better

Peter North (male pornstar) is Canadian - ok ill give him this one. ill let canada be known for their male pornstars

Bryan Adams is Canadian - i dont care. he lives in America so he must think that america is better...haha

Canada invented the Telephone - since then..mobile phones have been invented and that was made by a japanese

AM Radio was invented by a Canadian - who the fuck listens to AM radio?

TELEVISION was invented by a Canadian - LCD screens are not only cooler, but were not made in CANADA...japan owns

Zipper was invented by a Canadian - If you are talking about a ZIP...then you are wrong because the ZIP was invented by a swedish

BASKETBALL was invented by a Canadian - everyone knows that football is much more entertaining/facinating/fun etc...


so really if u think about it...canada isnt the best country in the world. in fact..malaysia actually kicks canada's ass.

malaysia has mamak stalls..cheap, fucking awesome food
everything is relativly cheap in malaysia...ie, daily things
malaysia has the best air cabin staff in the world
malaysia has the tallest buildings in the world
malaysia is a very multi cultural country
u can get cheap ass DVD's here!!

need i say more? i dont think so.

malaysia > canada