Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein

Ultra-condensed and updated for the new millennium by Chen Che Meng Publications

Starring: Animesh Naidu

(In The Hague)

Animesh: Wow I love Holland! Its so cool and the people are so friendly and nice! Lets go see more of it!

Me (Shaun Tan): Ok, I will take you and the others for a walk around The Hague

Police Officer: (to Violent Drunk Black Guys) - how many times do I have to tell u not to throw rocks at shop windows?!? This is serious vandalism of private property and shall not be tolerated! If I catch you doing this one more time I’ll have all 20 of your nigger asses thrown in the slammer! Now, on pain of death, all men depart!

(Drives off)

Violent Drunk Black Guys: Fuck that motherfucker! Now we’re really pissed! We seriously feel like killing something!

Me: Ok people, we’re going to have to cross this road, just keep right, whatever you do don’t walk left, into the crowd of the 20 Violent Drunk Black Guys

Others: Amen to that

Animesh: Ok. I won’t

(He does)

Animesh: (to the Violent Drunk Black Guys) Hey what’s up man?

Black Guys: WTF?

(They beat the crap out of Animesh)

Animesh: Huh? What did I do? Whence came this? I don’t understand! …Truly, I am a Stranger in a Strange Land

(Dies)

Fin
Well I’m still waiting for that movie deal!

a story i found in my documents, writen by the one and only shuan...haha, good times in holland mate!