CAMP

camp was not as great as last years. i mean maybe its only becasue we staed there for 2 days but overall, obs was way better. the trip on the way to camp was quite fun but when we got to the rest station there was absoultly no shops, i think it was a new stop thats why but i dont really give a fuck. when we got to the camp we were stunned. from the outside, the hotel looked lyk a 5 star, dubai hotel wannabe. but when we got inside the hotel, the meter dropped from super hotel to a little shittter than home. we got in and check out our new appartment and then realised that we had one huge room so we moved in all our beds to that room and then me, julian, arqam, izzy, rohan, wincent and sam had a wrestling room. yeah. we were called down from our apparment lyk 5 mins later so we were in a rush. after the brief championship match, we went downstairs and split into groups. we all got separated so that sucked. then we had to play a crotch game which required you to hold a 'ball' in between your crotch and the other persons ass. yeah, great learning experience for the first day. jet is on now. they are the best. and lee if u are saying i always say the best, they are trust me. that was enough activy for the first day so we headed back changed then had a lecture from a guy from glen eagles chris sekar. it was 'quite' entertaining but izzy feel asleep. mhhm. we then had to make a raft, and our design was quite nice. while we were making the raft, johan and izzy and some other people were swining on a nearby tree swing and the whole thing collapsed. this may not seem funny but when the tree landed on johans head, i coudnt stop laughing. dinner that night was not that great. our night activity was really funny. we had to go blind folded into the jungle and trust out leader to lead us thorugh. knowing me i took of the blind fold and since everyone else was wearing blind fold, i stared reancting the afternoon activity but instead of the ball and ass, it was my fist. haha. i got revenge from every person that ever slapped me in the balls. revenge is so sweet. then we went back to out room and had a huge wrestling match and then had like world war 3. at lyk 1 our eyes were soo red because of all the dust. i was sneazing lyk crazy. but after that we made arqam faint lyk so many times. everyone in out rom fainted and it was so wierd. when we made arqam faint, he would wake up and his eyes would be staring at you and it was damm scary, especially when you are in a moderatly lighted room. it was kinda lyk blair which but with a big fat black guy. :D. that was basilcally it.

second day, we were to wake up at 5:30am (holy fuck) and go for my favourite MORNING EXERCISE. yeah!!! stretching and then a jog to the lighthouse which was really just a bigger version of my brothers toy lighthouse. the run was pointles, it just made me exausted and it was no fun at all. after that i had jungle trekking (another wonder of the world). i dont understand why people enjoy jungle trekking it must one of the most boring things on earth. but there was a twist this time. we had to carry somebody on a strecher. and it was keni. izzy cut the wood and everything and then we had to carryy keni on a piece of sarong. boy, it was not fun. then it was time to do the raft race. the raft that we had made yesterday we to endure a full swim in the sea. we should have won because sians team cheated lyk shit. muhahaha. when we got back we got to do the rop course. that was quite fun but something really funny happened. when andrew was belaying, nas pointed out his 'trout'. and the harness was so tight that it was almost lyk d cup boob sticking out of his crotch area. it was so funny. i tihnk andrew will never ever belay ever again. after the commotion, we had another talk but this time from a lady who informed us about all the jobs and everything. i dared dong hong to ask, what catagory does gynocology come under but he didnt want to. in case u fools dont know hat gynacology is, it's a profesion that requires checking the female sexual body part...the 'hhmm'. yeah. dong hong wants to be one. anyways after that we went back to out room and had another huge battle. then for a prank we made lyk this mix and put all sorts of things, suncream, water, shampoo and lyk massaged it into julian. it was so funny. but it smelt so bad.

on the final day we had exercise again but this time there was a twist. me rohan sam win were all late and so we were punished. we were 3 minutes late. i mean comon. we had to everything that the other people did and then 117 star jumps. PLUS a jog around the hotel PLUS 30 more star jumps and then we had to do some sprints up and down the beach. we though it was over but then mr.mah said," it wasent good enough," so we had to carry the raft we made and race against each other. i as with wen han and we kicked ass both times. then we were let off and there was another lecture. this time the lecture was quite nice. the speaker was a father of a person in year 11. he gave us a talk on the book 7 habits of the highly effective people. (which i read, thank you very much, i aint that stupid.) after that we had to do the repelling which was from lyk the 9th floor of the building. was so fun. mikis hair got tangled in the carebena though and that was so hillariuous. i swear,. anyways, after that we packed and then played volleyball. when it was time to go some people had to pay alot of money cause some stuff was missing from their room, one bill went up to RM200. not funny. haha. we had to pay RM3 cause julian broke a glass. that was it.

the bus trip was very fast, we played cards with the chinese woman and then slaps. that was damm funny cause sam had to slap areyoume? and alot of other people, and he slapped everyone damm hard, but when it was time for areyoume? he lyk brushed her hands, and his exuse was he was tired....shure you were sam. a group of us then went to mcd's and then sue ping left her phone with julian and so julian gave it to me. i have to return it to her. i walked back to school with miriam and we had a nice little talk on the way back, it was nice. then when i got to school, james was still there so we had a chat. and then i got home and slept cause i was dammed tired.

p.s i left out alot of shit. i cant remeber lyk half.